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July 23 2014, 11:37 PM

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

July 23 2014, 11:15 PM

mythosidhe:

the-knitting-goddess:

ryunosukees:

badreputations:

golden-gang:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

but why

I wish I had this much time on my hands.

I don’t understand all the confusion.  This is completely and utterly brilliant.

July 23 2014, 10:53 PM

astrid42:

zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

They’re like real life Pokemon

July 23 2014, 10:30 PM

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

image

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

image

I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

July 23 2014, 10:08 PM

biteswhenprovoked:

Heh.

biteswhenprovoked:

Heh.

July 23 2014, 09:45 PM

July 23 2014, 09:23 PM

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.
The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

actuallytroybolton:

imperffectly-perfect:

dianne-donut:

phuckthisphreak:

Yesterday morning.

The sky was breathtaking. 

omg

I’m in love

but click on the picture

July 23 2014, 08:38 PM

do you dare me?

 - an ancient proverb meaning “I want to do this ridiculous thing that is likely to have bad consequences but if it goes badly I want to be able to blame literally anybody else but myself and frankly you’ll do” (via dajo42)

July 23 2014, 08:15 PM

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

July 23 2014, 07:53 PM

askfemgermania:

shinyblackchevy:

beau-friend:

tankgirls:

I before E

except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour

#and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it

fuck the english language

would you rather we be speaking french

like half the language is silent

July 23 2014, 07:30 PM

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

July 23 2014, 07:08 PM

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

July 23 2014, 06:45 PM

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

July 23 2014, 06:23 PM

k3-po:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

“Nobody says anything about that”

Got their asses